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-
-
- ... The Hangin' Song in "Out West"?
-
- "OOOOhhh, Lord loves a hangin', that's why he give us necks
- It tightens up our vocal chords, and loosens up our pecs.
- So if you are a horse thief and guilty to the bone,
- Go ahead and blame a friend and you won't hang alone!
-
- It may be hard to swaller, but you'll be three feet taller,
- And find new ways to entertain your friends.
- You say you are a villian, but can't abide by killin',
- Go ahead and steal yourself a horse.
-
- Two three eleven or five seven [take it, boys].
- I'm a pickin' and I'm a swingin'!
- I'm ignorant, and I'm ugly!
- That you are, boys.
-
- OOOOhhh, The Lord loves a hangin', and so do we by heck!
- So go and get a lasso and decorate your neck!
- Oh we is awful ignorant and uglier than sin,
- so go ahead and cut us down... And hang us all again!
-
- Hangin', that is. Swing a spell."
-
- ... Ren's crazy speech in "Space Madness"?
-
- "...I'll just lie back and think pleasant thoughts.
- Chicken pot pie... Chocolate covered RAIsins...
- Glazed Hammmmm... They think I'm crazy... But I
- know better... It is not I who am crazy... It is
- I who am MAD!... Didn't you hear 'em? Didn't you
- see the crowds?!! Oh my beloved ice cream bar...
- How I love to lick your creamy center... eeyaaarghruch...
- eeyaarghrunch... eeyaarghrunch... And your oh-so-nutty
- chocolate covering... You're not like the others...
- You like the same things I do... Wax paper...
- Boiled football leather... Dog breath... WE'RE NOT
- HITCHIKING ANYMORE... WE'RE RIDING...
-
- (Stimpy: "Stop it. You're talking crazy")
-
- Oh no... I know what you want... You coveteth my ice
- cream bar!
-
- (Stimpy: "Come on now")
-
- No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
- I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child...
- People... Always trying to take it from me... Why don't they
- leave me ALONE?!!!
-
- (Stimpy: "Easy now...")
-
- Back off man!!!... Don't make me use this... One
- step closer, I'm warning ya... Don't make me use it!
- Now you've done it! You... forced me to use it!!!...
-
- 7. What is the meaning behind or origin of...
-
- [ Much of the items that seem like obscure or trivial humor are in
- fact non sequiturs. There's no meaning. They're just there for the
- hell of it. ]
-
- ... The Croco-stimpy Bus? [ "Untamed World" ]
-
- Non sequitur.
-
- ... "We're not hitchiking anymore! We're riding!" [ "Space Madness" ]
-
- From jeffy@athena.mit.edu:
- This is apparently from the movie "Centurion." The line was
- delivered by Kirk Douglas (see below).
-
- ... The face that rises and sets over Hollywood during "Stimpy's Big
- Day?"
-
- From ebh@mink.att.com:
- The face is apparently Kirk Douglas. According to John K.,
- Kirk Douglas was the [partial?] inspiration for Ren.
-
- ... The various narrations in the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song?
-
- "I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs"
- This aparently paraphrases an old saying. There are many film and
- TV uses of this phrase. It means (roughly) to teach someone
- what they already know. Furthermore, "to suck eggs" is aparently
- a euphamism for nosing into other people's business.
-
- From zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu:
- "The little critters of nature -- They don't know that they're ugly."
- This is a line from the film "Summer Magic" starring Berl Ives and
- Hayley Mills.
-
- ... Ren's various insane ravings?
-
- So far Ren has been portrayed as being outright insane in
- at least two cartoons (his general level of sanity is
- as questionable as any cartoon character's, of course,
- but we're talking serious psychosis here): "In The Army"
- after he's done peeling H-bombs, and in "Space Madness".
- During both of these intervals Ren gives speeches that
- are as nutty as a fruitcake. Talking about running from
- marmosets, boiled football leather, things like that.
- As far as the net knows (at the moment), these are simply things
- that the writer(s) thought were silly enough for a raving looney
- to think sensible.
-
- 8. Is it "No sir, I _DON'T_ like it", or "No sir, I _DIDN'T_
- like it"?
-
- Both. "Don't" is heard in "Stimpy's Big Day/The Big Shot,"
- and "didn't" is heard in "Fire Dogs," and "Marooned."
- In Season II we have a new variation in "Out West:" "WELL sir,
- I don't like it."
-
- 9. Does anyone have a list of episodes?
-
- It is posted at the same time as this FAQ list.
-
- 10. What is the title of the one that spoofs "Wild Kingdom"?
-
- This is a point of controversy. The titles read "A Cartoon /
- Written by Jim Smith & John K. / Storyboards by Jim Smith /
- Directed by John K. / Untamed World".
-
- Some believe it is titled simply "Untamed World" under the theory that
- the first thing you see doesn't have to be the title. It would
- have been awkward to put the credits after "Untamed World" because
- of how the action goes. It would have been similarly awkward to
- start off with "Written by". "A Cartoon" was thus simply used to
- intro the credits.
-
- Some believe that since "A Cartoon" is capitalized and appears
- by itself that it must be a title, and call it "A Cartoon"
- or "A Cartoon: Untamed World".
-
- Official word from Spumco has reached the author (from
- jeffy@athena.mit.edu) that Spumco folk internally refered to it as
- "Nature Show".
-
- 11. Does Nickelodeon censor R&S?
-
- The opening titles contain scenes from "Big House Blues" and point to the
- possibility that Nickelodeon has cut scenes from the show. In particular,
- Nick's rendering of BHB does NOT show the scene where Ren is 'drinking from
- the porcelain bus'. Additionally, although Nick originally showed the entire
- "Magic Nose Goblins" ending, they have since then started doing a quick fade
- as the scene panned over the 'field of green'. There are other places in the
- series where editing may have taken place. In particular, in "Untamed World",
- there is a blackout, then a wipe to the next scene. Nowhere else does this
- take place.
-
- From jeffy@athena.mit.edu:
- There were a few incidences in "Big House Blues." In one scene, the dog-
- catcher asks R&S if they like to have fun; R&S agree. "Well go ahead, have
- fun!" [then, in the missing footage, the dogcatcher turns his back, and
- says in a feminine voice, "See if I care."] [If you freeze frame it,
- you can see the dogcatcher turn around and put his hands on his hips in
- a rather feminine stance. Just a brief glance.] Also, during the sleep
- sequence, Ren ends up kissing Stimpy, then wakes up, screams, says something
- about having to "clean himself," and goes to toilet, drinking out of it (not
- vomiting into it). Or maybe it's eating, who can say.
-
- From ja1r+@andrew.cmu.edu:
- Like that other Jeff said, Ren dreams he's having a romantic
- encounter and ends up kissing Stimpy, at which point he instantly
- wakes up wide-eyed and dashes over to the PHENOMENALLY rusty and
- filthy prison toilet, takes a loooong drink to wash his mouth out (!),
- glares back and Stimpy and shouts, "HAVE YOU *NO* SENSE OF PERSONAL
- HYGIENE???"
-
- 12. What about the music?
-
- Apart from a few selections, there is not a single piece of original music
- in the whole show. Instead, R&S quotes extensively from the classical
- repertoire, as well as 50's style TV themes and takes. Space prohibits
- a complete listing here.
-
- From Jeffy@athena.mit.edu:
- John K apparently wrote "The Muddy Mudskipper Show" theme, and the
- [words to the (?)] "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song.
-
- From jondr@sco.com:
- Chris Reccardi wrote the [music to the (?)] HHJJ song. He has done work
- for Tiny Toon Adventures, among other things.
-
- From otg@csi.compuserve.com:
- The closing theme is not an original composition. It's a version of the
- Howlin' Wolf (Chester Burnett) classic blues "Killing Floor". No doubt.
- In fact, it's VERY similar to the arrangement on the Howlin' Wolf Chess
- Box.
-
- 13. Where can I get R&S...
-
- ... videos?
-
- Unfortunately, there is no way to obtain R&S except to tape it.
- Previous announcements that at least BHB was available on "Tournee of
- Animation" tapes were in error.
-
- ... GIFs?
-
- From hughes@sol.csee.usf.edu:
- Check freedom.nmsu.edu:pub;/ren-and-stimpy (I think).
-
- ... sounds?
-
- From rogue@cellar.org:
- ab20 was closed back in May. The entire archives have been shuttled
- to wuarchive.wustl.edu and nic.funet.fi. The Ren & Stimpy sounds are
- part of the Amiga archives. (wuarchive has done some shuffling of the
- ab20 files, and no longer has a mirror of the old site. The sounds may
- have been moved to another directory.)
-
- From bkariger@aunix.fullerton.edu:
- We can rightly claim to be the first to have contributed digital
- samplings of Ren & Stimpy audio to INet and several other networks.
- (Well, OK, we are 98% sure of it; and we would like to know of any
- other uploads, both earlier and later.) They originally appeared in
- the Info-Mac archives. (The Info-Mac archives are available (by using
- FTP, account anonymous, any password) in the info-mac directory on
- sumex-aim.stanford.edu [36.44.0.6]. Help files and indices are in
- /info-mac/help.) They are in the /info-mac/sound directory:
-
- ... shirts?
-
- They've now spread to most any mall T-shirt store.
-
- ... coffee cups?
-
- A company called "Custom Screenprinting" makes them (from
- bub@vuse.vanderbilt.edu).
-
- ... calendars?
-
- "Advance Comics Catalog" reports that a 18 month calendar for
- 1993 and 2nd half 1992 will be available in August from Andrews
- & McMeel. It'll cost $8.95 and will be in full color (from
- michaelb@sol.cse.fau.edu)
-
- ... comic books?
-
- Marvel Comics is planning on making a monthly R&S comic book. It's
- in the planning stages and is at least 4 months (September or
- October '92) away. (from watts@csa3.lbl.gov).
-
- ... "Log," "Log for Girls," "Powdered Toast," etc?
-
- "You sick little monkey!" "Don't you know cartoons will ruin your MIND?!"
- -- Ren
-
- ... other products for the drooling fanboy in each of us?
-
- Stay tuned.
-
- 14. Is there a fan club?
-
- From jeffy@athena.mit.edu:
- Hahaha! It never occured to me, until I was looking at a just-finished copy
- of X Magazine #10 ("Big Ren & Stimpy Blow-Out" issue, plug plug) to post
- the address of the Almost-Official Ren and Stimpy Fan Club. So:
-
- Ren & Stimpy Fan Club
- 2930 Jacob St.
- Hamtramck, MI 48212
-
- 15. What about the future of R&S?
-
- We are now in the midst of Season 2.
-
- The future of R&S is very murky at the moment. Rumors are flying of
- John K's dismissal for submitting inappropriate material and being
- behind schedule. The rights to the characters are owned by Nick, so
- it's conceivable that R&S could go on under new management. All of
- this is way up in the air as this goes to print.
-
- From dprice@convex.com (David Price):
- Here's some assorted details from the article "'Ren and Stimpy' stay off
- the wall" by Matt Roush:
-
- Ren has a cousin named "Svenhoek" [I assume that's really "Sven Hoek" -dp]
- who is even stupider that Stimpy. He loves playing the "Don't Whizz
- on the Electric Fence" board game with Stimpy. Ren doesn't heed the
- game's advice and ends up in hell.
-
- One episode has them reading fan mail in Hollywood, Yugoslavia.
-
- 16. Where can I find archived information on R&S?
-
- Check ftp.coe.montana.edu. There should be copies of this FAQ, the
- epsiode guide, and other stuff too.
-
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- From: geoff@pmafire.inel.gov (Geoff Allen)
- Subject: rec.roller-coaster: Essential roller coaster and newsgroup info
- Summary: This document contains info on roller coasters, amusement parks,
- and the history and future development of both.
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- Last-modified: Tue Dec 01, 1992; 10:46:40 MST
-
-
- Welcome to REC.ROLLER-COASTER!
-
- This article is posted monthly to rec.roller-coaster and news.answers.
- It answers some of rec.roller-coaster's frequently asked questions by
- providing definitions of common terms used when discussing roller
- coasters, a glossary of frequently-used acronyms, information on
- organizations that further the hobby of roller-coaster riding/research,
- and lists of the biggest/best/whateverest roller coasters around. This
- posting was originally compiled by Dave Rounds (dave@bcco.com), then
- maintained by Bill Buckley (buck@cavlry.enet.dec.com), and has now fallen
- into my hands (geoff@pmafire.inel.gov). Comments and questions are most
- welcome via e-mail to Geoff.
-
- [This is my first posting since I've taken it over from Buck, and I've
- changed a few things. If anyone spots any errors I may have made in all
- my editing, I'd sure appreciate it if you'd let me know. Thanks.]
-
-
- Contents:
- --------
-
- I. Newsgroup Charter -- rec.rollercoaster
-
- II. Common abbreviations
-
- III. Definitions of Roller-Coaster terms
-
- IV. Roller Coaster/Amusement Park Organizations
- A. American Coaster Enthusiasts - ACE
- B. Mid-Atlantic Coaster Club - MACC
- C. Western New York Coaster Club - WNYCC
- D. First Drop - U.K. Coaster Club
- E. National Amusement Park Historical Association - NAPHA
- F. National Carousel Association - NCA
-
- V. General Information, Questions/Answers, Comments, etc.
- A. Books on Roller Coasters and Amusement Parks
- B. Magazines
- C. Roller Coaster Designer Info
- Designers of Wooden Coasters
- Designers of Steel Coasters
- D. Roller Coaster Record Holders
- Current Wooden Coaster Record Holders
- Current Steel Coaster Record Holders
- E. 1991 Classic Coaster Roster
- F. Inside Track ``Top Coasters'' Readers Survey
- G. List of Endangered Coasters in USA -- as of July 1992:
-
- --------
-
-
- I. Newsgroup Charter -- rec.rollercoaster
-
- rec.roller-coaster Roller coasters and other amusement park rides.
-
- rec.roller-coaster is an unmoderated newsgroup which passed its vote for
- creation by 184:72 as reported in news.announce.newgroups on 21 July 1991.
-
- This newsgroup is for the discussion of any amusement park rides,
- including but not limited to, roller coasters. Other topics include park
- operating times/season schedules, admission prices, latest attractions,
- future expansion efforts, etc.
-
- II. Common abbreviations
-
- A lot of things discussed on rec.roller-coaster are in acronym form. This
- is because writing out ``Six Flags Over Texas'' several times in a posting
- is tedious, at best; ``SFoT'' is much easier to write. Here are some
- abbreviations you're likely to see in discussions on rec.roller-coaster.
- Those items marked with an asterisk (*) are defined in the definition
- section later below.
-
- ACE - American Coaster Enthusiasts
- BG--TDC - Busch Gardens, The Dark Continent (Now ``Busch Gardens Tampa'')
- BG--TOC - Busch Gardens, The Old Country (Now ``Busch Gardens Williamsburg'')
- CI - Coney Island
- CP - Cedar Point
- DL - Disneyland
- *ERT - ``Exclusive Ride Time''
- GASM - Great American Scream Machine
- *GP - General Public
- IAAPA - International Assoc. of Amusement Parks and Attractions
- IT - Inside Track
- KD - King's Dominion
- KI - King's Island
- MACC - Mid-Atlantic Coaster Club
- NAPHA - National Amusement Park Historical Assoc.
- *POP - Pay One Price
- RC - Roller Coaster
- *SBNO - Standing But Not Operating
- SCBB - Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk
- SFGAd - Six Flags Great Adventure
- SFGAm - Six Flags Great America
- SFAW - Six Flags Astroworld
- SFMM - Six Flags Magic Mountain
- SFoG - Six Flags over Georgia
- SFoMA - Six Flags over Mid-America
- SFoT - Six Flags over Texas
- TC - Texas Cyclone
- *TPM - ``Theme Park Mentality''
- WDW - Walt Disney World
- WNYCC - Western New York Coaster Club
- WoF - Worlds of Fun
-
- III. Definitions of Roller-Coaster terms
-
- Below is a list of coaster terms used by enthusiasts when discussing
- coasters, etc. This should help in following along with the discussions
- and/or impressing friends and relatives with your knowledge of roller
- coasters. Cross-references to other definitions in the list are enclosed
- in angle brackets <like this>.
-
- Airtime - Describes the sensation of coming out of your seat when riding a
- coaster. This effect is usually felt while riding in a front seat
- when cresting a hill or in a back seat when descending.
-
- Banked Turn - A turn in which the tracks are tilted laterally to allow
- trains to turn at high speeds without undue discomfort to the riders.
-
- Brakes - Every coasteraholic's nightmare! ...used to slow the train, they
- are located strategically in the circuit to control speeds in areas
- where excessive speed may be undesirable (note that ``undesirable'' and
- ``unsafe'' are not necessarily synonymous in this case, see also <Theme
- Park Mentality>). Brakes are usually located in the center of the
- trackwork, and not on the cars themselves. There are several
- different types of brakes used on a coaster, they are:
-
- Check Brake - A safety device that allows more than two trains to be
- on the same circuit, as part of the ``block'' safety system. These
- are usually brakes on a ride which don't necessarily slow down
- the train, but separate one block from another. Should a train
- try to enter another block when it is occupied, the safety system
- will <set-up> the ride.
-
- Scarf Brake - Used only to slow down a train, and are usually pre-
- set. The difference between a Scarf brake and a Trim Brake is
- that a Trim Brake can stop a train if needed, while a Scarf brake
- can only slow one down.
-
- Trim Brake - A brake used to slow the train running the track. This
- is used when the coaster exceeds recommended operating margins.
- It is also used when the train is causing too much wear on the
- track from excessive speed.
-
- Brake Run - A flat stretch of track, usually two to three train lengths,
- at the station approach, where inbound trains are halted. Since it is
- very difficult to stop a train with wet brakes, this area is usually
- covered to keep the brakes dry during a rainstorm.
-
- Boomerang - There are two different meanings for this term.
-
- 1. A type of coaster manufactured by Vekoma. It is a variation of
- the <shuttle loop> where you are hoisted up an incline, released
- and sent through the loading station into a semi-loop arrangement
- (as in definition 2 below) that inverts you twice, then into a
- <vertical loop>. After this the train heads up another incline
- and stops. The train is then pulled further up the second incline
- and released backwards, goes back through the loop and semi-loop
- and returns to the station.
-
- 2. An element used in a looping steel coaster that inverts you twice
- and also acts as a turnaround. You enter going up and to the left
- then the train twists upside down and follows through in an
- upright U-shape, you twist upside down and to the left again,
- exiting upright heading back the direction you came from.
-
- Camel Back - A series of two or more hills, each slightly smaller than the
- preceding one.
-
- Car - A unit or part of a coaster train, it usually carries between two
- and eight passengers.
-
- Chain Dogs - A catch or pawl device beneath the train cars which engages
- into the chain lift.
-
- Chain Lift - The rolling chain that carries the train to the crest of the
- lift hill.
-
- Check Brake - A safety device that allows more than two trains to be on
- the same course. If there is a problem in one ``block'' of track, the
- check brake will not allow the following train(s) to continue the
- trackwork.
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